Investment Banker Blues
I am a poor investment banker, sad and blue Looking near and far, for a transaction to do Deals are hard to come by, engagements with no company There’s just f--ing no action, in this down economy When lo, though precarious, and far into the horizon A company I hustle, and sell into a vision Grow quickly you guys, make an acquisition Find a smaller company, one easy to gobble You’ll be bigger than your rivals, I said, with little trouble Then, when deal terms to the table I now bring
I realize, to my horror, we couldn’t get financing No lender would grant us, not line nor money To buy out the owners whole and completely So I said, we will then use stock This will be our new line of attack When all so suddenly, there is a market crash
And my client was soon running out of cash Market value disappeared right before our eyes Mart to market losses, we soon have to realize The whole deal structure was now up in flames And the target company was now asking for deal breaker claims And my poor client company, for all its troubles Was now getting besieged by lots of margin calls
Hedge funds now sell our company shares short And do so with joyful, ferocious sport Do you think an end will soon be in sight When we can finally get on from this cascading fright My fear is now that, though this deal we do abort We’ll still end up in bankruptcy court Comments: Great blog! Please visit mine below and check the links! Thanks so much! .The Coming Depression and How To Make Money On It! Yahoo: stock broker Investment Banker Blues investment bankerGoogle: investment banker Investment Banker Blues stock broker |
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